A Round To It
I wish I had a round "to-it."
Boy, would things get done;
Projects galore could be marked off
Leaving so much more time for fun.
A round "to-it" is an elusive tool
which few men ever own;
Although often mentioned
It's whereabouts are seldom known.
Men search far and wide for this
most valuable treasure;
To comprehend its usefulness
is simply too vast to measure.
Although often spoken of, it
rarely shows its head
The Round To It's most arduous seeker
often lies next to you in bed.